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Giovanni Ribisi Dancing to Tiffany in “Ted” is pretty much the greatest thing ever. @nanette

Giovanni Ribisi Dancing to Tiffany in “Ted” is pretty much the greatest thing ever. @nanette

Farting is just like your butt burping.
Anna, age 7, making a biological observation
You don’t even do any work. You just look at stuff.
Claire, age 6, watching over my shoulder
BOO HIM! He spelled “America” wrong.
Anna, age 7, seeing a Romney commercial

ohno-polio:

Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;

You should warn me before I start reading your posts while I’m eating my lunch. http://awholelotofnothing.net/uterus-jerky/
@hockeymandad
You swallow!
Anna, age 7, responding to the new joke she learned after she told me to say “You suck.”
Are we on I-4?
Ashley, currently driving