March 2009
20 posts
A Tiger in Florida →
Taken at Animal Kingdom at Walt Disney World 3.29.9
Do you see that sunshine, cause I did.
suckit northerners
In other words, look how many…
Weekly Winners 3.22 - 3.28.9: Sports Edition →
Anna’s first soccer game was Saturday which is a HUGE deal around MessyHouse. The uber-shy, anxiety-ridden kid is playing soccer.
In front of people.
Who are cheering for her.
This is huge.
This…
The creatures on my face →
I’ve told you over and over and over about my battle with the acne - my face of a 13-year-old boy.
Now, with the help of Picnik (these guys should pay me with all of the PR I give them), I’m…
I’m the mom blogger all the mommy bloggers read →
I’ve once taken an online SEO (Search Engine Optimization for the lay people) training and SEO Marketing class, so now I think I know everything about getting a web page notice by the
Babies! (no, really this time) Wordless 3.25.9 →
Wordless 3.24.9
Before Picnik/After Picnik
Original Crop>Exposure>Local Contrast>Sharpen>Boost Color
…
A blog about nothing →
*hyperventilating*rocking*fetalposition*drooling*ohcrapmydadwillseethis*
I’m all sorts of awesome honored. For some reason unbeknownst to me, this blog is FEATURED on the front fahking page of…
A whole new level of lazy →
I’m lucky enough to have someone clean my house that’s not me. She comes every weekend to clean the house and spends most of her time picking up our crap. It’s not called MessyHouse for no reason.
Highers Up in Interweb Land →
The higher-ups in this here Interweb Land write that in order to make money online in social media, you have to post daily.
Here’s my post daily.
suckit
Send me my check.
Welcome to the Awesome →
Hi.
My name is Angie. I play awesome on the internet.
I write this here awesome blog.
I’m a snarky chubby girl. I keep on the fluff to keep the mens and ladies away.
I have…
If I could speak, this is what I’d say →
In other words, just some crap & nonsense.
I’m awesome. On the internet. In real life, notsomuch. I’m a suckass hosewife housewife, poor $aver, and am all around tired. On this here internet, I’m…
Wordless 3.18.9 →
Semi-Wordless We’re incredibly lucky enough to be able to watch the shuttle and rocket launches from our front porch.
SUCKIT northerners
Weekly Winners 3.8.9 - 3.14.9 →
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I did something a little different this week. I’m posting the original SOOC (straight out of the camera) picture after the Picniked…
Have you seen the SeaWorld Dolphin Bubbles video?... →
The girls, Mr Sir, and I visit SeaWorld Orlando at least once a month (during non-hellishly hottt months). The girls are at the perfect age to appreciate all the animals and laugh at the cheezy…
Hop on my Crazy Train - Just bring your own meds →
The first happened in 4th grade when I wasn’t allowed to watch The Cosby Show (pre-VCR, pre-DVR, pre-HULU). My parents dared to keep me from my favorite show.
I showed them.
I had an anxiety…
Wordless 3.11.9: Babies! →
Wordless
Teeny Tiny Spiders
Tons o’ Spiders
You can let the heebie jeebies out now.
And now is when I make you all jealous mainly to... →
Cause really, what makes me feel better than showing off my visit to the beach AND meeting an awesometastic blogger?
Tara R lives in the town where I grew up and where my parents still live. So…
Weekly Winners 3.1.9 - 3.7.9 →
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Northerners can completely suckithard this week.
I have a shit-ton more pics, but the…
Ode to My Ass: My Mother’s Ass, A Contest →
Ode to My Ass
Part 2 in a series of Odes to my body parts. Check out the first in the series, Ode to My Toes. Or don’t. Whatever. Kiss my ass.
Speaking of asses, mine is one of particular…
Wordless 3.4.9: All About Nature →
Wordless
All about nature
Videos About Dogs Because I’m Sick and I Wasted My... →
I’m getting over a nas-tee cold. And I wasted 70 minutes of my life watching The Bachelor finale. Yes, I realize just last week I ranted about the banality of the show and others like it, but…
