February 2010
45 posts
Animals & One Happy Elephant Dong: Weekly Winners... →
Some of you my favorite people will appreciate the last picture for special reasons.
How now, Brown Cow?
What up, Sheep?
Vultures on call.
Hanging with Siamang
I NEEDS MY CROUTONS – Flashback Saturday →
The ‘rents are in town for the weekend.* I’m not going to give you a rundown of the weekend or they crying that commenced whilst (love that word) looking for clothes. Email if you wanna know more….
I was pretty much the one that brought all the... →
Most people have a “most regrettable moment.”
Not me.
Except for all those times I used a credit card when I should have, said something really dumb, or said yes when I should have said no.
But…
Lions and Giraffes and Groups, OH MY →
Today, it’s a twofer. Crazy-awesome photographs and a new dealio I am gonna force down your throat want you to join with me!
Crazy-Awesome Photos from Animal Kingdom “Safari” Tour Through…
Ellie, Day 10 →
Four new hairy babies in one week presented in... →
I have been beyond blessed (and I don’t ever use that word because I save that for when I meet Mama Oprah) to have welcomed FOUR babies into my life in the last week.
FOUR.
No, I’m not a mom to…
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How my poo prevents me from a gold medal. →
I have a history of bowel problems.
No, this is not about my poo. It’s about living my life around my poo.
Having this history of poo issues makes me think of other people’s poo and their…
And then I started crying. by @sarcasticmomlc |... →
Still funny.
Family Guy Actress Has Down Syndrome, Has Some... →
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I Watch Stuff - How They Made That Awesome HBO... →
I wanna be a rhymes-with-Gag-Jag →
I need a new man in my life.
A man to laugh with me. A man to dine with me. A man to tell me when when my shirt just isn’t right with my jeans.
A man to watch Real Housewives and Project Runway…
School used student laptop webcams to spy on them... →
The laptops issued to high-school students in a Philly suburb have webcams that can be covertly activated by the schools’ administrators, who have used this facility to spy on students and even their…
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Ellie Day 4, Photo #1 →
When you troll me at my door, don’t make me show... →
Do you know my last name?
I hope you don’t.
It’s not because I don’t like you, it’s because I like myself more. I like to keep a little mystery to my life.
I want you to ask, “Who’s That Girl?”…
Ladies! Meet your bachelor, Avitable! →
I’m a people person. Meaning, I like people. MY people. I don’t really much care for those other people who are douchbag turdburglars.
I’m good to my friends. I like to make sure they’re happy …
Nice kind of asshole →
After the dramas of yesterday’s Kevin Smith vs. Southwest Air post, I’m gonna be lazy take it easy with today’s.
Jenny, The Bloggess, posted today about being an asshole, but being a good…
Kevin Smith vs. The Southwest Airlines Twitter... →
Like a bad episode of Celebrity Rehab, drama on Twitter when it doesn’t involved me SUCKS ME IN. I can’t look away. I must find out who comes out the other side as the crazy person.
This time,…
Hooray for babies who aren’t really aliens! →
It’s pretty much the second best feeling ever to become an aunt. I can imagine only becoming a grandmother could succeed it, but for now, and the next 20+ years, I won’t know that feeling. (I …
Being the Laundry Bitch does not make for a sappy... →
This is pretty much the opposite of any other Valentine’s Day lovey dovey, sickeningly sweet I-LOVE-MY-HUSBAND-SLASH-WIFE-AND-OR-MY-KIDS-UH-LOT post.
This is my reality and really not a…
My Girl and Dolphins →
Here’s the picture where you say… “Awwwwwww” and “Awe….some.”
(The more I look at it, the more I think this photograph is friggin amazing.)
©2010 A Whole Lot of Nothing. All Rights…
Yes, I used “piqued” →
Yesterday, I wrote a long-ass post (for me). But it was good. If you haven’t read it yet, you should be ashamed I DISOWN YOU read it now.
Then, go over to Aiming Low and see the masterpiece I…
Anatomy of a Troll →
Definitions:
troll – noun: (in Scandinavian folklore) any of a race of supernatural beings, sometimes conceived as giants and sometimes as dwarfs, inhabiting caves or subterranean…
My Brand: Strike-throughs, Puppy Dogs & Daisies →
What is my brand?
Awesome.
Or so I’d like to make it Awesome.
Why the effenheimer am I worrying about my “brand”? Because those effenheimer Awesome ladies and gents who have a “brand” get to…
Put on a bra. Now. Go. *NSFK →
This is your official reminder to put on a bra.
Your day would have been SO much less exciting today had you not seen that.
You’re welcome.
shock & awe
Don’t you hate it when…
WatchExtra Awesome
I’m pretty sure this meme is how Third Eye Blind... →
I’m a joiner.
Adam made me do it.
1. Go to the “Random Article” link on Wikipedia. Write down the title of the article. This is the name of your band.
2. Go to “Random Quotations” and…
Contraception WIN →
Instead of abstinence or contraception, schools should teach homosexuality to prevent pregnancies.
I’m too chicken shit to wear a bikini. Please pass... →
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The older and wiser I get, the lower my inhibitions become. Or maybe that’s the vodka. Whatever the case, I’m pretty much willing to do a lot of stuff without being embarrassed as…
This? Is not OK: Groomed Man Mullet Edition →
Yet another entry into the failures of American choices, “This? Is not OK.”
I’ve discussed the Mullet in a past post, but it was centered more specifically around the fancy Femullet.
Today,…
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