March 2010
42 posts
Sweet, Sweet Babies and Sweet, Sweet Zombies →
This being Holy Week and all, I think it’s the perfect time to thank the sweet, sweet Baby Jeebus and Oprah for the gift they have given me.
I don’t think it’s a coincidink that Holy Week falls on…
Week of Ellie →
The most EPIC blog post ever. →
Going to sleep last night, I had the PERFECT blog post written in my head.
It was EPIC.
I remember thinking to myself, “Self, you should really get up and write this down. It is THAT EPIC.”
But I’m so comfy and tiiiiired.
Spring Break Road Trip '10 →
Ellie Day 39: The kid brings the cuteness →
Wii™ and Wii Fit™ Plus Giveaway →
You know how when you work at something day after day, night after night, foregoing precious time with yourself family, just to reach that final goal you’ve set for yourself?
That’s how I feel…
An open letter to conservatives | AmericanDad's... →
The pout. →
This is the face of a professional pouter.
She has been able to pop out actual tears since the moment the good doctor shimmied her out of my lady hole.
I’m pretty sure she has ADD, but at 4, I’m…
Pouty Claire →
My two babies, 4 years ago →
This is why you're fat. - Velvety Balls Red velvet... →
Ellie, Day 36 →
Life or Death Decision IN CARTOON! Cake v Pie →
Who the crap cares about basketball?
OK, so maybe some of you crazies do, just like I care about football, but since I’m not a fan of any basketball unless it involves Dwight Howard cradling me…
This is why you're fat. - Screw basketball, we’re... →
The internet held my hair while I puked. →
Remember Saddle Oxfords?
I’ve been looking for a pair for myself for the last umpteen years, and at one time, Payless had them, but I was a poor college student and didn’t have the balls to…
Sharing my personal story and asking for your... →
I need you. Every one of YOU. →
I’m not trying to get all *sad panda* up in this joint.
But I do want to be authentic and honest and I need to ask for your help.
I wrote a novel-&-a-half over at my Good for the Kids blog…
Don’t Tell Your Employee’s You Like April Fools -... →
The time I was on ABC World News and cried. And... →
Something pretty cool was offered to me today. I was interviewed for a piece on ABC’s World News with Diane Sawyer.
Pretty Awesome, right?
Thanks to the internet, Dawn, and Heather, I was…
The time I was on ABC World News and cried. And... →
Something pretty cool was offered to me today. I was interviewed for a piece on ABC’s World News with Diane Sawyer.
Pretty Awesome, right?
Thanks to the internet, Dawn, and Heather, I was…
In case you were thinking of asking me to be a... →
I really could never be a drag queen.
That shit is work. Not like, “You better WORK!” work. But, like actual work in prepping my body shaving and manscaping and buying clothes and stuff.
The happy fun-time story of adult acne! →
The one deliciously good side effect from having adult acne is finding zits in places you never realized could grow pimples.
Don’t go getting all jealous of my abilities to have a zit pop up under…
famous buildings together! « Make My Mood →
Fat Ass Girls Stand Up – Flashback Saturday →
I’ve admitted before, I have lovely lady lumps and I don’t mean my boobies. I mean the cheesy lumps on my arse and my thighs. Being that I am a plumpalicious girl, I am standing up and protecting my…
5 Cheap Hotels in Las Vegas →
List of 5 cheap, popular, and high quality hotels in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Welcome to the Parenting Class of Awesome →
Not everything you need to know to raise a child is in a book. Little nuggets of Awesome are discovered, most by accident, through the years as your seed grows into a Real Live Human! being.
Many…
Kind of like a living 69. →
It’s pretty much a given that I’ll give someone the benefit of the doubt.
I’m forgiving like that.
I tend to think of the best in people: there was a mistake, they meant well, some random…
Call for Ideas! Because I’m all out. →
I’ve pretty much had only one goal in my life, and I achieved it pretty much exactly.
What that leaves me with is a lifetime of mindless living without goals.
Goals? I don’t haz* them.
Really. No…
Moving is craptastically sucktacular. →
Forgive me, for I am a bit emo today.
My sister is taking my nephew 104 miles (I google-mapped that shit) away from me. That’s 90 miles farther away from me than he’s been his whole life.
16…
Completely random and completely stupid →
If a blogger posts on a Saturday, does it make a sound?
If a bear shits in the woods, does the blog post still stink?
If a camera flash doesn’t go off, does a vampire still show up on film?
Lasers! psew~psew~psew →
Way back, a long long time ago when I was 31 and it was 2008, I posted a series of photos from my “awkward” years.
To say the least, it was chock full of dorktasticness, but hey, it was the late…
I may have to give back my education to The Man. →
There was no way I’d ever be a good accountant.
I went through 2-1/2 years of accounting classes and I still can’t tell you what a debit is and what a credit is and why cash is different for both….
It’s a real travesty that my poor kids will never... →
I grew up in a time where there was no DVR *gasp* and we only had 2 TVs in the whole house *gasp*. One TV in the family room, and one TV in my parent’s bedroom. We lived like that for 18 years until…
