June 2010
116 posts
4 days in a row of drinking. Not boding well for... →
Shaaaaarrrrrrkkkk →
May 2010
19 posts
Really, there’s no point. →
I’m just gonna go ahead and break every rule I can think of today. The first being: Never post on a holiday. Ta-da! I’m a rebel.
Basically, today is the first day in Operation: Run, Fat Girl,…
Mamas special lemonade from @cheesecake →
Don’t fruck with my beach. Kids eat that sand. →
The fabulousness combined of Maria Melee, Caroline Morningside Mom, and Deb on the Rox have put together a link-up of all people who love the Gulf of Mexico. Having lived across…
Start thinking about March 2011 →
As you may or may not know, (really, if you do know, you’re either a stalker, a regular twitter follower, or related to me, and if you don’t know, congratulations to you for having a life) 2…
This? Is not OK: Running →
Running is stupid.
This is not a “Lookit me! I’m exercising! I’m super happy! I’m gonna be super skinny in 2.4 weeks! ZOH MAH GAH I’m so encouraged to change my life!” post.
Nope. Running is…
Margaritas love me →
Writing my life away →
I’ve never thought of my breaks in posting as writer’s block, because I don’t consider my brain seepage as “writing.”
It’s really just edited brain dumpage.
Listening to Howard Stern this morning,…
Ellie - Best picture taken in all of EVER →
Star Wars Weekend-ready →
Dexter bobblehead nodding for @MommyWantsVodka →
Margarita's? Yes please. →
Edna →
This could be a sad, weepy story about my grandmother and the life she lived and the 3 children she bore and the 7 grandchildren she nurtured and the 10 great-grand children she loved.
But I’m not…
Pee Ess: This is Not a Fat Girl Post →
I broke down and shelled out $3 for the Couch to 5 K app for my phone.
It takes me less than 1/2 a second to decide on buying a dozen mini cupcakes, but it took me about 6 months to finally justify…
I’m still rocking and no one is knocking →
I’m back from my 3-day cruise with my lady-family + the now-adopted-daughter, Your Aunt Becky.
I have no idea how, after spending 3 days doing nothing more than eating, drinking, spa-ing,…
Like a ninja. →
I’m pretty much an inspiration.
Who wouldn’t be inspired to have my skillz as an artiste? I have skillz you don’t even know about.
That’s how good I am.
Like a ninja on crack rock.
Where crack…
Best gift ever PLUS @Avitable’s ass crack! →
Remember way back when a few weeks ago when I accidentally inslutted insulted my dear husband *gag* with a post about his less-than-stellar gift-giving abilites?
He just made up for all of…
