August 2010
28 posts
This should have been written yesterday. →
I’m notorious for my procrastination skills.
If when I say “notorious,” I mean, “known around my immediate family,” then yes, I’m notorious.
When I do happen to get things done on time, I require…
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Sucky Poetry: Eggs
It’s times like this That I wonder why I want a plate of Scrambled Cheese Eggs At 8:46pm.
Then I stop wondering And realize I’m fat.
That’s why.
ASSHOLE - really. an ASS in a HOLE. →
Vitriol. (I like using big words!) →
I was born with a gene, passed down from my father, for sarcasm. It’s in my blood. It’s impossible for me to muffle my sarcastic nature.
But I’ve never thought of myself as a mean person. It’s the…
Pretentious much?
Writing about myself on my blog makes me feel pretentious.
But then I remember that’s the reason blogs exist.
And I continue writing.
Best. Derp. EVER. - ITZ A BIT WINDEH HEER!! →
But I do miss those little cheeseburgers. →
I can’t say I have many accomplishments in my life other than the whole “raising well-adjusted kids and continuing in a successful marriage” thing. Yes, I have that Master’s degree on my wall…
First post on a new blog, and it’s a giveaway.... →
Welcome to the New Awesome.
This is pretty much the bestest thing to land on the Internet since LOLcats and Facebook blocking. Not that we’re biased. But of course we are because THIS is OUR site…
WOW. Miracle premature baby declared dead by... →
Meh. I need this on a t-shirt →
Toothpaste For Dinner →
What if historic events had Facebook updates…? «... →
We Know Awesome. Obviously. →
I know you’ve been sitting at your computer hitting “refresh” every 2 seconds for the last 24 hours waiting for an update on my way-too-unbelievable life of luxury. And I apologize for that.
So,…
You're doing it wrong. →
I have never looked so good. And you won’t hear... →
I took my own advice before I knew it was my advice: I asked for something in return for something else.
This time, I asked for a clothing sponsorship for BlogHer ’10 from plus-size social…
