January 2012
9 posts
“You’re married to a sloth.”
– My dad to my husband #shitmydadsays
“I need to get a Flobee to cut the hair on the top of my head. I’ve seen...”
– My dad. #shitmydadsays
December 2011
10 posts
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“The Man Show” made the Oprah and Rosie and Ellen shows look second rate.”
– My dad #ShitMyDadSays
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“They might as well be looking for Santa Claus or God.”
– My dad, watching a commercial for Finding Bigfoot
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“Wow, he’s trim. Of course, he’s gay.”
– My Dad, watching Freddy Mercury at a Queen concert on Palladia
“I wish barfing wasn’t invented.”
– Anna, age 7
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“I was speed-walking.”
– Anna, age 7, when reminded not to run through the kitchen
“If I were Michael Buble’s wife, I’d make him sing to me every day.”
– Patrick (@hockeymandad), (mostly) hetero husband
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“On Christmas Eve, Santa’s NOT going to be in hotels.”
– Anna, age 7, imparting odd wisdom
“There’s a party in my pants & I’m not afraid to show it.”
– Anonymous 7-year-old friend of 7yo Anna singing LMFAO 