March 2011
54 posts
Screwnicorn makes me want to start drinking wine →
Source: My Food Looks Funny
Margaritas, Friends, and A Friend’s Laughing Baby... →
There’s nothing we love more than margaritas, friends, and laughing babies. Even though this video from our Awesome friend, Jim aka Busy Dad, doesn’t include margaritas, we still love…
This? Is Not OK: Teacher Pay Edition →
Let’s talk dirty, sexy, money.
I miss that hokey show that lasted only 3/4 of a season, but that’s not really the point of this article. Still, we need a moment of silence for the Darlings.
***silence***
I suddenly feel the urge to pee… →
Source: Urly Bits
Grammar: It’s what’s for dinner →
Or, y’know, the family dog. Or the family AND the dog if you’re feeling particularly peckish.
Source: Food Network Humor
I Wish I Was As Funny As the Auto-Correct Gnome →
You’re right, Auto-Correct Gnome.
I didn’t want to say “Get the gnocchi and have them to add cream to the bolognese,” I wanted Foursquare to tell people to “Get the gnocchi and have them add…
Man Meat Friday: Jake Gyllenhaal →
I have to..
Go somewhere…
To imagine…
…be right back.
photo credit: unknown, EW
That Grammar! Such a slut. →
We’re getting this tattooed.
Source: FAILBlog
Who is William Levy? Now you know. You’re welcome. →
I’m sorry. Were you saying something?
I was busy… with… something…
Now I have a serious craving to eat something Cuban.
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Do you know how your partner would react in a... →
When it’s 30 minutes after bedtime and your kid runs out into the living room with a bloody nose, you instinctively gently place throw down your lappytop, rush her into your bathroom, clean her…
Rebecca Black is the New Music Industry Genius.... →
“Yesterday was Thursday”
“Today is Friday”
“Tomorrow is Saturday”
“I’m the macaroni with the cheese”
Three of the above lyrics are from Rebecca Black’s Friday, and one lyric is from…
LOLSaturday: Never thought I’d hear myself ask for... →
…prune juice, PLEASE! D:
Source: I Can Has Cheezburger
LOLSaturday: Wow! That’s a LOT! →
Source: I Has a Hot Dog
The Ab-Hancer: Grosser than you first thought. →
As funny as this product would be if it’s real, it’s not the product itself that has us saying, “EWWWWWWWW…”
What’s going on here?
She’s Here! Paige Victoria →
For Immediate Release
LUCK O’ THE IRISH BRINGS LASSIE TO THE WALLACE CLAN
Tampa, FL (March 17, 2011) – The Wallace family just became a “table for four.”Jim and Jackie…
The Threat of Fatherhood: Best Birth Control Ever →
Source: FailBook
Verizon Spelling FAIL →
You’d think with all of those bajillions Verizon makes off of us peons who need their services, they’d at least employ an English major to proofread the content on their phones. (pssst… Verizon……
Star Wars Summary as Told By a 3-Year-Old →
This video has been around a while, but The Awesome loves Star Wars, and even more, we love to share Star Wars.
I’m starting a lust affair with a Jonas brother. →
I had grander plans for today. I sat down to hash out my thoughts on the education system, government’s role, and how teachers are well underpaid.
But then I turned to the gossip rags, and…
Rock, Paper, Scissors, SMASH →
It’s long, but TOTALLY worth the read.
Source: FAILBlog
Whatchudoin up in that tree, Mama Oprah? →
You know I drink the Oprah Kool-Aid, right? I have no shame about it. I love me some Mama Oprah.
I know she’s stumbled a bit in some things she’s said (“You shouldn’t be depressed – you’re…
Teachers are off of work at 2:30. →
In my defense of public school teachers, I’m starting a multi-part series on just what teachers do. What DOES a teacher do when they’re teaching school?
As a “retired” public elementary school…
The perfect response to hating haters who hate →
Source: ROFL Razzi
LOLSaturday: Looks like she needs a do-over… →
…clearly the last round wore off.
Source: I Can Has Cheezburger
“have a swell night sweet cheeks” is how all hate... →
If you have read my blog for any amount of time or know me at all, you know I’m a gay lover.
Or lover of gays.
Or a mostly straight woman who loves the gays and just happens to be happily…
The Secrets and Lies of Girl Scout Cookies EXPOSED →
How DARE they…
*Editor’s note: The term “bitches” is in reference to the packagers of the Girl Scout cookies above. We are in no way referencing Girl Scouts, those little angels of…
Shhhh… It’s Night-Night Time with Vampire Eric →
He’s waiting for me…
image via perezhilton.com
A Short Story About a Superwoman, Just Days Away... →
I’d like to tell you a quick story about a Superwoman. Grab your cake pop, Diet Dr Pepper, and close your legs, because this is a doozy.
There once was a girl, and for the sake of anonymity,…
I’m gonna need a minute… or 10… →
Source: ROFLRazzi
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The Slightly Boring Mini-Autobiography of a Future... →
Thank you to P&G’s Have You Tried This Yet? program and Kroger for sponsoring my writing about trying new things and breaking out of my everyday routine. Click here to find great…
Damn You, Yoda Monster! →
Source: Daily Shite
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This MAY Be Offensive. To Everyone. →
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LOLSaturday: So THAT’S why it doesn’t feel good! →
Source: I Can Has Cheezburger
March Forth, March Fourth →
Do you see that *tear* running down my cheek?
Do you hear the sobs coming from deep inside my diaphram?
Do you see the pills I’m popping from the stress I’m feeling?
Today is National Grammar…
