May 2011
24 posts
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May 27th
i make shiny things: Not cool Urban Outfitters,... →
imakeshinythings: One of my lovely customers sent me a message today with this link. And here is my United/World of Love line: My heart sank a little bit. The World/United States of Love line that I created is one of the reasons that I was able to quit my full-time job. They even stole the…
May 27th
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“His middle name is “White Chocolate”?”
– Anna, age 6 #SYTYCD
May 27th
“Girls can have short hair, and boys can have long hair like Qui-Gon Jinn.”
– Anna, age 6
May 27th
“Can you bring my two pairs of flip-flops when you pick me up so I can have a...”
– Claire, age 5
May 24th
“Where did you learn to wash kids? Parent training camp?”
– Anna, age 6
May 17th
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“An old lady.”
– Claire, age 5, answered when asked what she wanted to be when she grew up
May 17th
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“I’m her best rubber, you’re her best mother.”
– Anna, age 6, referring to the dog
May 17th
“I want new shoes. I only have TWO pair I can wear to school.”
– Claire, age 5, crying/begging for new Sketchers
May 16th
“I don’t like gravity.”
– Anna, age 6
May 16th
“Please don’t sing. Please! We’re serious.”
– Anna: age 6, Claire: age 5
May 14th
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“I like playing more than eating. Actually, I like sleeping more.”
– Claire, age 5
May 14th
“What does ‘inquisitive’ mean? (@hokeymandad: “What you...”
– Anna, age 6
May 13th
“I do NOT like that thing.”
– Anna, age 6, while pointing at the Dyson hand dryer
May 12th
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“Bugs keep biting me. I bet I’m tasty.”
– Claire, age 5
May 10th
“Daddy has a rock-hard belly. Mama has a squishy belly.”
– Anna, age 6, punching our stomachs
May 7th
“Mama, I’m doing this for no reason.”
– Anna, age 6, while hanging her head off the couch
May 5th
“What animal does ribs come from? Bacon?”
– Claire, age 5
May 4th
“My hobbies are reading and watching TV.”
– Anna, age 6
May 4th
“I think he has a crush on me because I’m pretty and nice.”
– Anna, age 6
May 4th
“WOAH! Is that Barack Obama on Oprah? How did she get him on her show?”
– Anna, age 6
May 2nd
“I don’t like her face.”
– Anna, age 6, seeing a Staten Island guidette on TV
May 2nd
“We’re just bored.”
– Anna, age 6, after her grandma said she & her sister looked tired.
May 1st
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“Gaston is the villain. He may look handsome, but he’s actually mean.”
– Anna, age 6, watching Beauty & the Beast
May 1st