June 2012
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“Farting is just like your butt burping.”
– Anna, age 7, making a biological observation
Jun 17th
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“You don’t even do any work. You just look at stuff.”
– Claire, age 6, watching over my shoulder
Jun 15th
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“BOO HIM! He spelled “America” wrong.”
– Anna, age 7, seeing a Romney commercial
Jun 10th
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Fucking Brian.
ohno-polio: Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;
Jun 7th
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