A Whole Lot of Awesome

Giovanni Ribisi Dancing to Tiffany in “Ted” is...

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 10:57:11 -0500

Giovanni Ribisi Dancing to Tiffany in “Ted” is pretty much the greatest thing ever. @nanette

"Farting is just like your butt burping."

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 13:35:48 -0400

“Farting is just like your butt burping.”

- Anna, age 7, making a biological observation

"You don’t even do any work. You just look at stuff."

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 20:04:59 -0400

“You don’t even do any work. You just look at stuff.”

- Claire, age 6, watching over my shoulder

"BOO HIM! He spelled “America” wrong."

Sun, 10 Jun 2012 09:55:01 -0400

“BOO HIM! He spelled “America” wrong.”

- Anna, age 7, seeing a Romney commercial

Fucking Brian.

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 19:49:51 -0400

ohno-polio:

Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;

Photo

Wed, 30 May 2012 20:55:32 -0400

"You should warn me before I start reading your posts while I’m eating my lunch...."

Sat, 19 May 2012 17:57:06 -0400

“You should warn me before I start reading your posts while I’m eating my lunch. http://awholelotofnothing.net/uterus-jerky/”

- @hockeymandad

"You swallow!"

Fri, 18 May 2012 17:48:40 -0400

“You swallow!”

- Anna, age 7, responding to the new joke she learned after she told me to say “You suck.”

"Are we on I-4?"

Thu, 10 May 2012 09:06:15 -0400

“Are we on I-4?”

- Ashley, currently driving

This Is Why You Don't Crawl Under A Horse

Fri, 04 May 2012 23:43:18 -0400

Unpleasant.

notyourbestday:

sigh braiker: (via)

Fri, 04 May 2012 20:25:53 -0400

*sigh*

braiker:

(via)

Massive photobomb. via This is Photobomb

Thu, 03 May 2012 09:58:20 -0400

Massive photobomb.

via This is Photobomb

This guy was arrested as a suspect for murdering 2 teenagers and...

Wed, 02 May 2012 09:05:11 -0400

This guy was arrested as a suspect for murdering 2 teenagers and his mother says, I SWEAR TO PETE, “I still can’t believe he had anything to do with this, but it’s a possibility. I cannot picture my son doing that evil.”

Really? You can’t picture this guy murdering people? Because I can. I’m just that shallow.

I have no shame loving this...

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 18:54:53 -0400

I have no shame loving this song.

readingwatchinglistening:

Yes, I did. NO REGRETS! The other day I took my friend Georgia home, and this song was playing in my car.

Georgia: Who is this?
Me: Justin Bieber’s new song.
Georgia: What?! What’s going on here? He’s soundin’ kinda sexy!
Me: *snorts and giggles*

"What is intelligence?"

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 21:21:55 -0400

“What is intelligence?”

- Claire, age 6, acting her age

Effing chili dogs. realwomenporn: Her tongue explored his...

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:21:52 -0400

Effing chili dogs.

realwomenporn:

Her tongue explored his mouth, hungrily devouring the tastes of passion, need, and OMG…is that fucking chili dog?? I thought we agreed you were going to try to eat healthy this week!

Via Kristie@TheSpitefulChef.com

"Jason Mraz kind of looks like Sirius Black."

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:21:54 -0400

“Jason Mraz kind of looks like Sirius Black.”

- Anna, age 7, Harry Potter expert and fanantic

realwomenporn: As he stood at the kitchen sink, she knew he was...

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 10:55:20 -0400

realwomenporn:

As he stood at the kitchen sink,
she knew he was doing this for her.
She knew he wanted her.
To let him know she appreciated
his efforts at seduction,
she reached around his waist from behind
to find the 6-pack that used to harden
under his shirt was now
a bottomless belly button pit of hair.

via AngiePangie @ A Whole Lot of Nothing

My heart, it beats with more...

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 13:58:13 -0400

My heart, it beats with more love.

zickigfehler:

chronically-awesome:

oldtobegin:

fromonesurvivortoanother:

genderbitch:

atsilvsgi:

starkdisassembled:

glamourfashionhoex:

nessfraserloves:

reem-ster:

lonelyvagabond:

ilyasafrika:

queeniman:

som-alia:

blackarab:

kennypedia:

haitianpastor:

I respect son right here.

This dude has a good head on his shoulders. I bet he’d kill a cockroach tho.

Hamdulilah lets do this haha. AWWW lol.

THIS IS SO CUTE AND PERFECT AHH

This is lovely.

Mad respect, yo. Mad respect.

this guy, i love

+500 Faith in humanity

When he got to “I accept love” I almost died.

Amazing :)

I’m so glad I watched this.

I cried

<3333

coolest dude ever

i am the happiest person in the world right now. “unconditional love for every living thing! have a great day, i gotta mail this package!”

Great kid (yes, he seems like a kid to me). I hope he can keep that awesome attitude as he gets older and the inevitable hardships of life way down on him. If I can somehow instill even a tiny fraction of his loving energy into my future kids I’ll feel like I’ve done a good job.

WOW. Just wow. Just. WOW.

Oof. rageagainsttheminivan: Wow.

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 18:01:34 -0400

Oof.

rageagainsttheminivan:

Wow.